#CATCH A LOVER CINNAMONTOASTKEN MOVIE#
#CATCH A LOVER CINNAMONTOASTKEN TV#

JOHANNA: (staring out the window) ItвЂ™s over Carter. CONSTRUCTION WORKERS are looking at each other terrified and confused.) (Women with the same вЂњFвЂќ symbols on their shirts appear behind THE FEMINIST and Run the World by BeyoncГ© starts playing as they all strut off stage.

And IвЂ™m here to make sure you treat women equally.

(Gets up and looks at other CONSTUCTION WORKERS) THE FEMINIST: (mockingly) I, just, uhhhвЂ¦ Oh, give me a break. THE FEMINIST: What are you? The cat calling master or did you just get overtaken my curves and not see how I am actually very confident in myself to the point where I donвЂ™t need to be whistled at to feel good about myself?Д¬ONSTRUSTION WORKER: Uh, no. She turns around, looks at him, he gets terrified, and then she tackles him to the ground like Black Widow.) (THE FEMINIST is walking down the street when a CONSTUCTION WORKER whistles at her. BABY notices she leaves and starts crawling to STOVE, STOVE and TEA POT see BABY crawling towards them and they start screaming. (MOTHER places TEA POT on stove and turns on heat, BABY is sitting on floor playing with toy, MOTHER smiles at BABY and starts to do dishes, BABY starts making noises and looking around, TEA POT starts whimpering then yelling then screaming very high pitched, BABY starts screaming as well, MOTHER picks up BABY, MOTHER walks over to stove to pick up TEA POT, BABY reaches for TEA POT, MOTHER sets down BABY, BABY starts screaming again, TEA POT is still screaming, MOTHER moves TEA POT, TEA POT tones down and stops screaming, MOTHER looks at BABY who is still screaming and crying and MOTHER walks out of kitchen. Setting: In kitchen with mother, baby, and pot of tea on stove.

PERSON comes on stage, picks up CARAMEL, and walks away with her.) CARAMEL gets one вЂњHAвЂќ out and then she freezes as well. The caramel on MICROWAVE hardens and heвЂ™s frozen in place, CARAMEL sees MICROWAVE frozen in place and starts to point and laugh at him. (MICROWAVE starts humming while holding the caramel in arms, CARAMEL starts making bubbling noises and slightly bouncing up and down, MICROWAVE sniffs and makes a disgusted face and looks away while still holding CARAMEL, CARAMEL is happy and starts bouncing more, MICROWAVE starts bouncing too, CARAMEL starts to boil over, makes face of embarrassment and blushes, MICROWAVE letвЂ™s go as if heвЂ™s sticky, look at his arms in disgust, look at CARAMEL, then starts walking away. KARLEE: I think you should get that checked out. KARLEE: Oh ok, I thought you said вЂњrapist.вЂќД¬HERSTI: I didвЂ¦ But I was just sort of wunning my mou- OH MY GOSH! KARLEE: Wow! Look at you! You should be a waitress!Д¬HERSTI: I know! ItвЂ™s lifelong dream to be a rapist!Д¬HERSTI: Rapist! No! Wait! Way-ter-ess!!! (CHERSTI is carrying a huge pan with rolls like a waitress and walking with KARLEE) Setting: (based on a true story) BEHS Kitchen and Cafeteria (Walks offstage left quietly and quickly)

#CATCH A LOVER CINNAMONTOASTKEN TV#

Then, after a few days of crying in front of a TV screen and eating nothing but ice cream and pizza, theyвЂ™ll finally pick themselves back up and find someone real that theyвЂ™ll spend the rest of their lives withвЂ¦. IвЂ™m supposed to be a pretty good model of the unrealistic and perfect boy that girls will dream of until they realize that I donвЂ™t exist.

#CATCH A LOVER CINNAMONTOASTKEN MOVIE#

WeвЂ™re in the first Disney princess movie right now, huh? Well, letвЂ™s just start that over again. SNOW WHITE: Wait, whatвЂ™s a Prince Charming? PRINCE CHARMING: IвЂ™m your Prince Charming! The one you love! PRINCE CHARMING: BAM BABY! (Looks at Snow White with a smolder) You called? SNOW WHITE: (Singing) IвЂ™m wishing! For the one I love! To find me, (practically scream cries) TODAY!!! Setting: Water well behind castle in garden

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